Since DFT just posted the mother of all congratulatory posts, this one will pale in comparison, like the pale flesh of a young Stanley Kubrick. But none of that has absolutely anything to do with this guy blankfist, who just farted his way into silver diamond status.

I remember when this guy was just a bronze star, when he showed up in my videos' comments sections (along with everyone else's) with "Happy Upvote Everything Day!", and thinking to myself, "Who the fuck is this guy!?" Believe it or not, I didn't know what a young Stanley Kubrick looked like, so I thought his avatar was actually him. Though I later learned that the dweeby image wasn't actually him, it didn't take away from the fact that he was still a dweeb. So it all worked out.

Seriously....Wait, forget about seriously. This guy has given me a lot of laughs with his offbeat brand of humor. Sometimes it's even juvenile, but so what? I like that too. If you can't at least occasionally laugh at juvenile humor, then you're depriving yourself of one of life's small pleasures. Happiness comes in small doses, people, and blankfist is here to provide it. Plus he's given us lots of other great videos too. So he's more than a one trick kitty.

So eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow, blankfist might stop posting cat farts.

Congratulations again, buddy. Let the good times roll!

EDIT:

I wrote this at 4 in the morning, which is my only excuse for forgetting this:

Let the A$$ GR@V33 pour like an avalanche coming down a mountain.