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The Porn Blocker- superimposes your parents' faces on porn.
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Conan-Internet-Porn-Blocker


written by thinker247  | 11 hours 24 minutes 41 seconds ago | CH
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My Religion is True, Yours a Mistake!
2+2=Allah

The process by which carbohydrates are synthesized from carbon dioxide and water, using sunlight, is called Allah.

E=mcAllah

The number of moles in a molecule is Allah.


written by thinker247  | 11 hours 29 minutes 25 seconds ago | CH
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Cute Kitten Begging for Food...No Really Wait For It
THE KITTENS HAVE BECOME SENTIENT! SKYNET IS ONLINE! WHERE'S JOHN CONNOR?!


written by thinker247  | 1 day 1 hour 38 minutes ago | CH
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Fox News - No Terrorist Attack During Bush's Presidency
Okay Fox News, we'll let you win and we'll say this was a terrorist attack. Now what? Do we invade Iran under false pretenses?


written by thinker247  | 1 day 1 hour 40 minutes ago | CH
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This preacher is going to burn in hell !
When he mentions the Christ, he's not mentioning Jesus. He's mentioning the Messiah. The fact that he believes Jesus is the Christ does not hinder the effect of his message.


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Neil Patrick Harris on Craig Ferguson
It's too bad I'm straight...or that NPH isn't a woman. o_O


written by thinker247  | 2 days 9 minutes ago | CH
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Republican Birther Posts Racist Billboard In Denver, Co
Yet another example of stating an opinion by placing a question mark on the end. Is this guy an idiot?


written by thinker247  | 2 days 18 minutes ago | CH
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A virus walks into a bar...
NERDGASM


written by thinker247  | 2 days 3 hours 35 minutes ago | CH
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Quagmire hates Brian rant.
*dead

Copyright claim by Fox.


written by thinker247  | 3 days 1 hour 44 minutes ago | CH
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Palin Screws Her Stupid Fans
Palin was announced as McCain's running mate on August 29th, 2008. 460 days later, freezing loyalists were outraged that someone they'd never heard of last year would leave them high and not dry. Back to you in the studio...


written by thinker247  | 4 days 15 hours ago | CH
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Lady Ga Ga before she was famous
To all the haters:

If you'd read an interview of her, you'd understand that she did not sell out to become what she is today. She loves the showmanship and style of Freddy Mercury and pop art, which she incorporates into her show and videos.

If anything, staying the girl in this video would have made her a sell-out.

Agreeing with zomgunicorns, it's fantastic that she didn't become the next Snor-ah Jones.


written by thinker247  | 5 days 1 hour 30 minutes ago | CH
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Australian Magazine Features 7ft Tall Model On Cover
There once was a man from Nepal
Whose wife was exceedingly tall
Reaching her pussy was a trick
But he had a ten-foot dick
So he didn't need a ladder after all.


written by thinker247  | 5 days 1 hour 44 minutes ago | CH
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"We Got Any Nickelback Fans Here?" - Chad Loses It
*promote

Because the members of Nickelback love to get stoned.


written by thinker247  | 5 days 13 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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Jon Stewart Enlists Pro Wrestler to Protect Gay Marriage Kid
*promote ?


written by thinker247  | 1 week ago | CH
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There's the Right Way, the Wrong Way, and the Max Power Way
Who knew a strategically-placed cactus could have stopped Hitler?


written by thinker247  | 1 week ago | CH
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TDS: The "Ball" gets in to the National Toy Hall of Fame
Uncle Jon Wants to Show You Something


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TDS: Sarah Palin Book Phenomenon
"Charlie Bucket? How many copies did you order?"
Charlie Bucket: "Eight."
Mr. Turkentine: "That's easy. 800 is twice 400..."
Charlie Bucket: "Not 800, just eight."
Mr. Turkentine: [disgusted] "Eight? What do you mean you only ordered eight?"
Charlie Bucket: "I don't care that much for idiocy."
Mr. Turkentine: "Well, I can't figure out just eight! So let's pretend you ordered 800! Now, if you ordered 800 copies of Sarah Palin's book, apart from being dreadfully sick, you would have used up 80% of the 1000 copies..."


written by thinker247  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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What if Earth had rings like Saturn?
If the rings were dense enough, wouldn't certain areas of the earth be frozen under the shadow? And wouldn't a race of pale, blind human/apes live there? And wouldn't they feed on the flesh of other humans? Or maybe squirrels?


written by thinker247  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito
Debate has reached epic proportions when opposing Internet trolls spew ad hominem.

Does anybody remember when arguments could be quiet and polite?


written by thinker247  | 1 week 2 days ago | CH
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Cheech And Chong Vs. Ann Coulter
Yes, Ann, most of us can smoke without the law bearing down upon us. But what about the ones who aren't so lucky? The ones who are ratted out by a jealous ex-girlfriend or the ones who call the cops for help but when the cops find paraphernalia in their house, are subjected to fines and jail time? We legalize things so people don't need to duck and cover and hope for the best.


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